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Welcome to the Jeremiah Weed website. Here you can learn
about Jeremiah Weed the bourbon and Jeremiah Weed the man. Feel free to ask Mr. Weed questions in
the forum and interact with others. We are all here for one
reason, and that is because we love Jeremiah Weed.
5/30/08: STARTLNG PHOTO REVEALED ON MARTIAN SURFACE
NASA’s Phoenix Transmits Photographs of Jeremiah Weed Bottle from Martian Polar Region
May 29, 2008 Pasadena, CA — Scientists and flight engineers at NASA’s Jet
Propulsion Labratory (JPL) are stunned after a startling image sent back
from the surface of Mars by the Phoenix Mars Lander revealed a dusty, partially
broken bottle of Jeremiah Weed Bourbon Liqueur.
Suspecting a prank, JPL officials placed calls to “The Legend” Mr. Jeremiah Weed,
the patron father of Jeremiah Weed Bourbon Liqueur, who lives in semi-retirement
in the mountains of Eastern Kentucky not far from Weed, Kentucky.
Upon questioning by NASA officials, Mr. Weed accepted full responsibility for the
photograph and acknowledged having a “special relationship” with a staffer at JPL
in the summer of 1975.
“Because of my involvement with a wonderful lady at JPL, I was accorded special
access to areas where the first Viking 1 Mars probe was being assembled. One afternoon,
I brought a bottle of Jeremiah Weed Bourbon Liqueur for us to enjoy when she got off work.
I remember being surprised by a supervisor at one point and stashing a bottle in a crevice
inside the Viking lander. Of course, I always thought one of the technicians would find it,
but obviously they didn’t.”
Mr. Weed offered profuse apologies for doing something “that in hindsight probably wasn’t
the best thing for space exploration.”
“Of course, if Mars does support life it will unquestionably be improved by a few sips of
Jeremiah Weed bourbon,” he said.
The Jeremiah Weed bottle photographed on Mars’ surface is a 750 ml clear glass bottle.
The green, tan, and white label seen in the amazingly crisp photograph is the same as
that used today on Jeremiah Weed Bourbon Liqueur bottles.
5/21/08: Jeremiah Weed and Hillary Clinton Win Big in Kentucky
Jeremiah Weed Bourbon Liqueur Beats Out Evan Williams for Kentucky’s Bourbon Title in Primary Poll
May 21, 2008 – Weed, Kentucky – Jeremiah Weed Bourbon Liqueur joined Hillary Clinton in the winner’s circle Tuesday night by scoring an impressive victory in the
much-publicized Kentucky Bourbon Primary Poll over Evan Williams Bourbon. In a hotly contested election full of rancor and controversy, Jeremiah Weed Bourbon Liqueur was able to prevail above the fray, winning over the citizens of Kentucky in convincing fashion with over 50 percent of the popular vote.
The patron father of Jeremiah Weed Bourbon Liqueur, Mr. Jeremiah Weed, had roundly criticized the makers of Evan Williams Bourbon for “playing politics” in the weeks leading up to Kentucky’s Presidential primary election when Evan Williams attempted to sway Senators Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton to sip Evan Williams bourbon by sending them bottles of Evan Williams. At the time, Mr. Weed called Evan Williams’ political ploys “a shame,” and urged the company to leave behind the “politics of product destruction” on his blog
Mr. Jeremiah Weed Speaks .
“All we have ever asked for is an unfettered election that would allow the people’s voices to be heard,” Mr. Weed stated. “Now that the fine citizens of Kentucky have spoken and sided with Jeremiah Weed, we intend to honor that vote by continuing to deliver them with the finest Jeremiah Weed product that we have for so many years.” He added that “with the election now over, it is time for all of us to unite and enjoy Jeremiah Weed Bourbon Liqueur together.”
The final primary results secure Jeremiah Weed Bourbon Liqueur’s reputation of “The People’s Bourbon” in Kentucky and across North America. The final primary election poll results can be viewed in full at JeremiahWeedBourbon.com .
Final Results From the Kentucky Primary Bourbon Poll
Which bourbon drink would you rather see Senators Clinton and Obama sip when they visit Kentucky to campaign for the Presidential primary election?
55% - Jeremiah Weed Bourbon Liqueur - The People's Bourbon!
23% - Evan Williams Bourbon
22% - Politics in America would be less divisive if all races included ceremonial sipping, responsibly
of course, of Jeremiah Weed Bourbon Liqueur before every debate
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